Oh darling! This is lndia!
Look here! This is heaven, all right!
But you'll have to pay an entry-fee, buddy!
Don't be scared!
Well? What's wrong with her?
She seems to be sick of life, the poor girl!
Happens, you know. You do get upset in our profession.
Forget it. - lt's over, with the night.
Another night's about to begin!
How'll you manage with a long face like yours?
What happened? - lt's time for business!
l won't walk the streets today!
Then what will you do? - l'm going to have fun today!
Why does everybody break my dreams in this city!
l have orders, understand? - To clear the mess, okay?
We're expecting VlPs from abroad. Okay?
Get lost now... Quick. Go on!
You can't sleep here. - ls that the law?
He's arguing with us! - He's back-answering us!
Well then... out with the dough. - How will you get away?
Straighten up now! - Or get locked up for a week!
Let me sleep, guys. Please.
Won't you listen to us?!
We could slap lPO (lndian Penal Court) Section 95 on you! - Scream, and get caught!
Or even slap Section 93! - What's that with numbers?
They're sections of the Law.
Suppose l agree to go with you to the police station?
You'll regret it. Even the lnspector will expect a bribe there!
You guys are right. But l have no money.
No money, eh? Who the hell are you?
Who am l?
l don't know.
What's your background? - Where are you from?
There's poverty and starvation... and a sense of pain.
The world is my enemy. And l'm pretty upset.
Why is that? - l don't know.
But who the hell are you?
Who's that?
Spend a day in prison, and you'll know.
Don't hit me!
Don't hit a poor man! l'm broke and hungry.
l even got thrown out of my shack.
My dreams have brought me out on the streets!
Where do you expect me to go? Drown in the seas?
Don't...! And look at my face! l was here to be a film-star.
But l've ended up a zero! l had dreams! Of working in films!
l dreamt l'd have a bungalow, cars... and affairs with beautiful women!
l dreamt l'd be written about in the newspapers.
My pictures would be published in magazines and fancy advertisements.
That people would go crazy trying to get hold of a ticket.
The audience would go crazy over my performance!
l'd continue to deliver one hit film after another!
And then?
This is lndia, darling!
l gave it my best shot! Tried all l could! But no luck, my friend.
May l go now? - Go on.
Where are you going? - l told you a story. Let me go.
Now look... don't hit me.
Constable!
You're clinging to the sucker, aren't you?
Hush! What are you saying?
Can't you see? He's broke. He can't give you anything.
He looks like a perfect rogue.
l'm in trouble, all right. Like a trouble-torn star.
Poor chap! He seems to be an actor.
How did you know? - lt's all over your face. Struggler!
Constable! Let him go. - No!
Why are you bothering him? - No!
lf you refuse, l'll tattle in the Superintendent's ear.
You'll lose your bribes and your Job!
Give me a kiss and take him away.
The rascal!
He's escaped, the rascal!
Hungry? - Yes.
Very hungry? - Very.
Want to eat? - Yes.
What do l get in return? - What do you mean?
This is lndia, darling!
You get nothing for free. - But what can l give you?
Well... let me try this role, too!
Don't you touch me! Or l'll disappear. Like magic.
So what do l do? - What are you good at?
What would an actor be good at? Entertaining his audience.
All right. That's what l want today.
l'll buy you a meal today. But you must entertain me.
Let's have a night of non-stop entertainment!
- ls that a deal? - Sure, it is.
Let's dedicate the evening to entertainment.
Let's see a sample.
l want you dance... and sing.
Show me what's in your heart... put your life at stake!
Show me a dream-like situation, l've never even heard of.
Just... amuse me.
Make me laugh.
Amazing brains!
Your day has arrived!
So, laugh...
Your dream will be fulfilled today!
So, laugh!
You will have lndia in your clutches today!
So, laugh!
Where has your mirth gone?
Bloody nincompoop! Laugh!
Laugh! Go on!
Why can't l realize it... now that my chance is here?
Long live, the Don!
lt's time, sir. - And they have arrived.
Amazing brains l possess!
Get me a plate of chicken, minced-mutton,...
No, you don't. Get him a plate of bread and mashed vegetables.
Mashed vegetables?!
Parliament has okayed a no-confidence motion against the Government.
The Prime Minister has tendered his resignation to the President.
The resignation has been accepted.
Keep it here... Quick!
The nation is going through a very dangerous phase.
On the one hand is the uncertainty stemming from the resignation...
on the other hand is the growing incidence of terrorism...
...in different parts of the country.
What makes it worse is the bad economic condition of the nation.
ln view of all this...
President's rule has been imposed on the country.
The army has been alerted to prepare for any eventuality.
l appeal to the people to maintain peace...
What is your name?
Every man gives me a new name. l have many of them.
Call me anything you wish.
Sita! ... No.
Gita? Shakuntala, Menka... Saraswati?
No, that won't do.
Sridevi!
No. None of them fits.
ls that all you can think of?
On this dark night, l give you a name.
Miss lndia!
And my name is... - l don't want to know.
My name is... - l don't want to know, l say!
lt's the name that makes man notorious.
Well, all right.
The name is... - The rest come later.
But l'm still hungry!
You will have Just as much food as the fun l have.
How'll l have fun on an empty stomach? And how will l amuse you?
l swear, l... - Let the oaths be.
This is business, darling. A simple give and take.
What have you done?! lt's something to sing after eating, you know!
To drink in this state... is fun, too.
What is she up to?!
Forget it, darling. This is lndia!
On the night of reckoning... we're out.
On a moonlit night... we're out to kiss!
We're in this bad habit!
We're looking for trouble in the middle of the night!
Destruction and mayhem... all the way!
Fantastic! Superb!
Spoilsport! Out to ruin my fun, aren't you?
The fun begins now.
Dump these beggars. And come along. l'll take you to a 5-star hotel.
Get lost!
She's all mine!
Look. A necklace for you. All the way from Dubai.
Ask your mother to wear it.
You can never have me.
You will have to wear the necklace.
Ordering me around, eh?! l'm the Queen of the Nights!
Only the Moon can order me around.
This necklace... you must wear!
You shouldn't be forcing her... - Don't interfere!
Are you enjoying it? - No.
She's not enjoying this! - Who are you to give her that?
She's mine! - Yours?
Can you make her laugh? No? Can you make her dance?
Can you amuse her? No? You're of no use to her!
l'm sorry, but you should have noticed. That no-entry sign there.
There it is... Right behind you.
Who might you be?
Me?!
l'm the son of the Don!
Do the streets belong to your father?
Who owns the world? - My old man, does!
Amazing brains... Don Kihote has!
The world is fast changing, gentlemen.
Big countries are breaking up.
Paving the way for smaller nations.
What one makes in this confusion, belongs to him.
And l want lndia.
But lndia is no insignificant or small country.
lt can't be won over by force or aggression.
To win lndia, one needs brains.
Don Kihote! He has worked out a terrific scheme.
lt is bound to make you exclaim....
Amazing brains... Don Kihote has!
lndia is no country. lt's a volcano, that is simmering with hatred.
lt can erupt at the smallest of provocations.
We have instigated riots and clashes in lndia for many years.
Over matters of religion, language, caste and boundaries.
We have made an explosive out of this country, useless otherwise.
And that dynamite will explode today.
At midnight, our men will start the riots.
We will shed blood. More than anytime in lndia's history.
Even as the lndian army busies itself trying to control internal strife...
terrorists from across the border, from nations that are our friends...
will attack the nation.
Amidst all this, we will kidnap the President of lndia.
We will replace him with a duplicate. A duplicate we have tutored.
The puppet will dance to our tunes!
The Government and its troops will, therefore, be in our control!
My word will be the law!
Take us for a drive... please!
Give me a hand...
We're going to have fun tonight!
Our country is going through a very dangerous phase.
We are surrounded by problems and enemies.
From within and outside.
lt is necessary that we remain alert...
to face any kind of eventuality.
We have a OBl report, sir.
This is an international conspiracy to ruin lndia.
You could be the target of an attack, too.
Everything seemed to be all right till yesterday.
l wonder what's so wrong that you're blowing this issue out of proportion.
The situation is grave, sir. lt's our advise....
that you cancel all your engagements for the day.
Should we cancel our engagements on the basis of rumors...
it would send out the wrong signals to the people. lt could scare them.
But we can't risk your life, sir.
He is casting aspersions on our defense capability!
We have taken all precautions. Special Commandos have been posted.
We can't put off important decisions because of a little bit of danger.
Dignitaries have arrived from all over the world.
Without their financial help, this nation will be ruined.
The value of the Rupee will plummet. lnflation will hit the skies.
Unemployment and unrest will drive the country to anarchy.
l must attend this meeting.
He's rammed into the car! Grab him...! Get him!
Get down...
One of those ruffians has crashed into our truck!
Crashed into your truck, eh?
Trying to instigate a riot, are you? - Cool off, sir.
We were only Joking... - You will be punished for it!
What for? You didn't let me sleep. So we decided to get married.
Married! Congratulations!
Married, eh?!
Have your nuptials in captivity. C'mon!
Who's that? - The President, don't you know.
Amazing brains... The Don has!
Hats off, doctor... l salute your skills!
l salute the wonders of technology!
l salute the magic of plastic surgery!
l have not one... but 5 duplicate presidents!
They'd even fool the mirror with their resemblance!
No power on earth can stop me now!
No one can stop me!
Speak your lines.
This country is... sorry.
This country is passing through a very dangerous phase.
All problems seem to have arisen together...
Speak.
This country is going through a very dangerous phase.
With so many problems to encounter...
This country is passing through a very dangerous phase.
With so many problems to overcome...
Speak the lines.
This country is passing through a very dangerous phase.
With so many problems...
Go on.
This country is passing through a very dangerous phase.
There are so many problems confronting us...
Good. Very good.
But there must be no mistakes in a dangerous situation.
You guys are good, no doubt.
But l need only one man.
Now who, amongst you, will be the pawn...
who will make me realize my goal?
You?
You?!
There goes one.
And now...
There goes another. That makes my decision easier.
That leaves only the two of you.
Which of you will...
You would have made it. But you got scared.
And those who get scared... die.
The President!
ldiot! Give me your hand!
l am your slave!
You must first prove your loyalty.
No... please!
Don't kill me, please!
Amazing brains... Don Kihote has!
No one knows my secret.
What's wrong, prince?
l've been humiliated in public! The Don's son has been insulted!
Why must you chase that cheap slut?
What don't you do to satisfy your whims?
l am your son, too! l must have what l want!
When will you grow up, my son?
That silly girl does not love you.
And you don't want to force her either.
So what can l do?
What can you do?
You're the Don, they said! And the Don can do everything!
All right.
lf you can't do anything... l'll do something to myself!
Amazing brains... Don Kihote has!
Get in! Go on!
Shame on those who suppress laughter!
Shame on those who are against our Joys!
Shame! Shame!
- Who's that? This is Don Kihote.
There's a girl there. ln a red dress.
Let her go. She's our babe.
That girl in the red dress... she's the Don's babe. Let her go.
Now where's the girl in the red dress...
You... you have been released. You may go.
We have been asked to let you go.
How about the rest of them? - No. Nobody else will go.
Now wait... l'm not going from here either.
Crazy girl! l'm letting her off. And she refuses to go!
l told you! We'll all go away, or no one will leave.
She's right. No one leaves.
Why are you bothering us? - Go away, please.
l've made my condition clear.
Everyone leaves. Else, no one does.
Go and tell your boss. - She won't go away.
Catch us against our will. But you can't release us like this!
lf you don't listen to her... - She might kill herself!
l'll kill myself! - Wait!
Hang on!
Think of these pour souls!
Miss lndia! Why do you want their blood on your hands?
The hands! Show me your palm, mister!
Let me see!
Let me see yours!
Your days are over! - How is that?
Your palm says it all!
Know why? - Why?
That woman who will kill herself... is going to be the end of you!
Know why? - Why?
Use your brains!
What happens when the girl kills herself in the lock-up?
What happens?
The newspapers will carry the news with your photographs.
''Police atrocities''!
''Miss lndia dies in police custody''
Know what happens later?
There'll be an enquiry. Charges pressed against you.
You will... - Deny it!
They will... - lt's true!
Things will worsen. The matter will reach the Supreme Court.
Where these witnesses will testify against you. And then...
Your wives will be widowed. Your children will be orphaned!
They will roam the streets... uncared for and unloved!
But, darling, this is lndia.
Anything is possible in this country. You may perhaps use your influence.
You might bribe them all to keep their mouths shut.
But... - But?
The opposition will not let go.
There will demonstrations and rallies!
This question will figure in the National Assembly!
You will be made to account for your sins!
There will be agitations! Slogans will be raised against you!
They will hurl stones at you!
And then...
your wives will be widowed and your children, orphaned!
They will roam the streets... uncared for and unloved!
No!
But, darling... this is lndia.
Anything is possible in this country.
The stones might not find their mark and you might get away cheaply.
And you might even be transferred.
To Jhumritalaiya.
But while you are spending your hard - earned bribes with your children...
there is a telephone ring.
Who's that? - This is the Don!
Yes! l had told you that the girl in red is my babe!
l did my best to let her go. But she wouldn't agree!
Bastards! How did you let her die? l won't let you live now!
The Don hangs up! And you break into a cold sweat!
There's a storm outside. And you can't go to sleep!
You are pacing the room when...
a car screeches to a halt and its doors slam shut!
There are these thugs... with swords and guns!
What happens then?
Your wives are widowed.
And your children are orphaned.
They roam the streets... unloved and uncared for.
But, darling... this is lndia.
Anything is possible.
Maybe we're making a mountain out of a molehill.
The incident might never make it to the newspapers.
The opposition parties might never get to know of it.
The Don might even forgive you.
But...
even as you are gambling the money you've made in bribes...
suddenly... there's the sound of approaching anklets.
You look around. There's no one.
You look further... there's no one.
You look everywhere... there's no one!
Who is it? - Miss lndia.
But she's supposed to be dead!
lt the ghost!
Our wives will be orphaned. - And our children, widowed!
They will roam the streets... - Uncared for and unloved.
For one little mistake, your wives and children...
No! Let them go!
Give me the keys!
l will kill myself! - No! They have agreed.
Sure? - Sure?
Okay, then. My death has been canceled!
One moment!
l have a condition. - You mustn't move about together.
That's the order. From up above. - No more trouble, okay?
Not at all. May we go? - Go on!
We're all our own again. Our troupe has dispersed.
And what now?
''She and l were together... there was romance in the air''
''l was heading for Japan and got to China''
What does that mean? - lt means...
Love! Love! - Love?
Love? l see!
So that's the new item, isn't it?
Love is no item. Love is... love, after all.
lt's a way of life. The power of worship.
A storm of emotions... a flight dreams take!
Love!
Get lost!
What impertinence is that?
Not me. lt's you whose into a lot of impertinence!
You've been teaching her lessons in love? Her?!
You've ruined half the night for this bum! C'mon now!
Leave me alone... - Where are you going?!
l will not walk the streets. - Are you crazy?
l've got three customers lined up. They've even paid me.
Let's go. - Not today, l say!
Now listen. We have no Sundays in our business.
Whores have a short life anyway.
Youth is a thing of the past even before you realize it.
So make the best of it! Nobody will care for you later.
Not today, please.
Let go of her! And watch your tongue!
The Prince, eh? To save the damsel in distress!
l'll smash your face!
She's no princess, you know? She's a whore!
Ask her... she has a price.
Take her away... if you're carrying the money.
You're broke, aren't you?
No wonder! Only those who are broke, think of her!
Bastard! l'll clobber you!
Don't hit him!
Stop it! Let him go!
l'll get even with you! Just you watch...
Why did you come away? l'd have killed him!
You won't touch him!
Just do as you are told!
Now make me laugh... l want to laugh!
l won't cry today. l won't recall anything.
l won't let anything stop me... not even you!
Well... what were you talking about?
Love.
Love is the intoxication that robs of you of peace and sleep.
You feel like talking to the other...
of belonging to her and making her belong to you.
One feels like living!
Love is the spring of life where blossom the roses of imagination!
Love gives poetry its music.
lt evokes desire, spawns off a thousand stories...
and it gives ecstasy.
Love gives the future a meaning; it gives the past an identity.
lt brings two strangers together.
lt gives a Journey its destination.
Love, eh?
That's right up my alley!
l saved you from the police.
But who will save you from me?
You haven't stopped following her.
lt's you who hasn't stopped following us.
And what are you doing here?
We thought you'd be crying, with your head in your father's lap.
Have you forgotten the beating?
She goes with me. - No.
You will go with me! Okay?
Didn't you hear her refuse?
No!
C'mon! Let's get the hell out of here!
No!
l'm scared. l'm feeling like crying! Don't let me cry... please!
No problem. Here goes...
How long can we run like this? He's powerful. He can do anything.
Don't worry, Miss lndia. He can't harm you.
But he will kill you. For sure.
Good. We can now remain together.
You save me. And l'll save you.
You don't know whom you are taking on.
His father is the Don. He terrorizes the whole of lndia.
l'd better go to him and put an end this drama.
l got punched on the nose for you! And you're going to him!
All right. Go on... Who am l to stop you?
l'm a loafer, right? A vagabond... a tramp!
You are at least alive. And you won't be, if l hang around.
l'd rather die than lead a meaningless life like this!
Whenever l have loved something, they've snatched it away from me!
My parents... my house and now my life!
What do you mean?
Don't leave me, please!
l know. This is not part of our arrangement.
But l need you... l'm scared. Terribly scared.
Of what?
Death.
l don't have much time now.
The doctors have diagnosed cancer.
l don't want to die... l don't want to die!
You won't leave now, will you? - No.
Wasn't that fun! Crying is always fun, isn't it?
Were you Joking?! - Of course.
That's all right. But it was fun, wasn't it?
Yes. - So let me have a fiver.
l'm hungry, but l won't settle for bread and mashed vegetables, okay?
Your appearance and destiny... everything has changed!
But you are still as lecherous as ever!
You are going places, Nathuram!
The President...!
Strange games You do play, O Lord!
Not even You can save the country now!
What are you doing?! Let me go!
People don't Just hear... they even see!
That's all right. This is Just for a few moments.
l'm going to be the President... and you will be my wife!
My wife!
Don't be scared, darling. My little firework!
l wasn't born old, you know.
But this what power does to you.
Come to power... and you feel the itch.
You understand the itch, don't you? The itch?
An itching mind... an itching body. And then, the itch to do it!
Let me go, please!
All right. Go on.
l'll let you go!
But how can l let you go?
What's going on?
l've made a mistake!
Bloody idiot! Can't you see what is good for you?
l'm elevating you to the highest seat of the land.
And you... you're down on your knees!
Nothing is hidden from me. Remember! l see everything!
You will do nothing without my consent!
Very well, sir.
Have you read the files? - Yes, sir.
Have you memorized what you will say on television?
Yes, sir... l have.
Do you understand everything else?
Yes, sir.
What ''Yes, sir'' !
l understand, sir.
What? - l... understand, sir.
Do you stammer?
No, sir. - What?
Well, sometimes,... l do.
Damn it! Can nothing go right in this bloody country?!
Bloody fake!
Do you know how difficult it has been to conceive this plan?
The years it has taken for this moment to arrive?
The effort it has taken to make you what you are?
And l find you stammering?!
l'm going to kill you!
And what happens of your plans then?
l'm the only one you can bank on.
You have killed the others.
lt's l who has to ruin this country now.
Don't worry, sir.
l'm normal, once l have rehearsed my lines.
Try me out; This nation is going through a dangerous phase...
Stop it. - See that, don't you?
l'm amazed how you even passed the test!
Why didn't l detect your weakness? - Nobody can, sir. Not even God.
Or why would this country be in such a mess?
One's got to hide his shortcomings. Or he's dead.
May l ask you something, sir?
lt's not for pawns to question. You will only obey orders.
lt's on the tip of my tongue, sir. lt might cause me problems...
and l might go off-track, you know.
Don't you ever blink, sir?
Blink, and the tables turn.
Blink and your game is over. Your destiny goes to the dogs.
Blink, and doomsday is upon you!
When one blinks... he sleeps for that one brief moment.
And sleep is death.
Man must never go to sleep!
Understand? - You're a great man, sir!
And l can't sleep either. My dreams don't let me.
The moment l shut my eyes, l'm obsessed by my nightmares!
ldiot! You are scared of nightmares! How will you change your destiny?
l'm not as stupid as you think. - l know what you are!
But don't you begin to think that you are very smart!
That will be your biggest act of stupidity!
Creating you was difficult, Nathuram.
But it is easier to destroy you.
Remember. You will only play your part.
And l will decide the course of events!
Amazing brains... of Don Kihote!
No...
Don't do it! No way!
l have a clean heart. Every sin is allowed.
But you can't steal!
Who's stealing? Let's ask...
Would you mind if l borrowed your clothes, lady?
You're not in the rat-race of human-beings anyway.
You don't need those clothes.
See? She's quiet! And that's the green-signal.
Ask him, if you want to. - Really? But then...
Ask him!
You're wearing nice clothes, mister. Could l have them for the night?
Trying to woo the girl?!
l can't impress a girl with dirty such clothes.
Let me have yours for the night. Please!
All right!
Hear that, Miss lndia? He does have a large-heart!
You have an amazing hair-style... and your wife, she's a wow!
Don't you have any kids?
Lady from Heaven... what punishment do we bear for this?
lt'll be 1 minutes before someone appears. By then, we'll flee!
Don't look at me. - Of course not.
Look away!
You do look like a gentleman!
What's wrong? - My head is swimming!
You look ravishing!
Let's go! Hurry... Or we'll get caught!
Bye, mister... don't you tell anyone!
Out the drama... let's go!
This way... C'mon! - No! There are cops there!
Yes. But they'll save us from the other cops.
C'mon! And keep that bag there.
No. - Pick it up later! Now come on!
Looks like l've seen you earlier.
See? You've been fooled, too! You must've met my twin!
Same here! l mean, you must've met my twin too!
Actually, name is Ram. And he's... - Shyam?
My name is Geeta. And hers is... - Seeta?
They know it all!
We were kids when we were separated at a fair.
At the fair of Kumbh? - There! He knows everything!
Even our mothers were fooled, you know.
But you need not be fooled.
Look at them... the tramps! And look at us... rich and elite.
All suited and booted...
Where does one leave from? - This way, please. Go on.
The lnspector's here!
Where have we arrived?
ln fairyland.
l don't want any mistake. - Don't worry, sir.
Have you checked the fuse of the ribbon?
Yes. lt'll explode the moment it comes in contact with the scissor.
Everything is now in your hands, Nathuram.
l don't want even a second's delay.
Do you understand?
...and stop stammering! - l understand, sir.
Take him to his position.
Moving around with you reminds me of my childhood, Miss lndia.
Let's play cops and thieves.
l'm the thief... Look for me!
Who are you?
How did you get in?
What have you seen?
Seen? l've seen nothing! l don't ever see anything!
l've never seen anything!
Are you blind? - Yes! How did you know?
l was born blind. l was brought up blind.
You talk of seeing.
And l've yet to set the Sun, the Moon, the night and the day.
l haven't seen a movie yet!
Give me that hand, uncle... Give it to me!
Where were you, Miss lndia? l lost my way, looking for you!
And l met this nice man.
This is Miss lndia, mister.
l can't get this!
How are people getting in despite all the security?!
Who are they, uncle?
Let's hurry, Don. They're arriving.
The amazing brains of Don Kihote!
Where is he?
Catch him!
Mr. Dhirubhai Malpani, Ohairman, Export-lndia.
This is Mr. Kihote. The wealthiest non-resident lndian.
The progress of our country lies in your hands.
And this is... - Miss lndia!
Greetings!
And l... l'm an ordinary man.
lt's the ordinary citizen who helps the country.
This way, sir... Please come along!
Mr. President! Your glasses!
Let's go, sir.
The amazing brains.. of Don Kihote!
Gentlemen!
Now begins our Operation Storm!
lt will blow away the lndependence of this country!
And l will be the King of lndia!
l will press a button here, ...and the nation will explode!
Riots will be sparked off!
You will see the nation's destruction!
Right here and now...
not in flesh and blood; on close-circuit TV!
When l was a child, l used to cry for the Moon.
My mother used to say, ''Grow up soon...''
''and you can snatch the Moon from the skies''
The moon looks beautiful from a distance.
At close quarters, it's full of blemishes.
l wouldn't mind that. - Let's stop this nonsense.
Why are you so scared?
We might go a bit too far. - So? This is life.
What do you know about life?
You make fun of everything.
Not true, Miss lndia...
Yes! He's the one!
Get him!
You dare back-answer me?!
Start the car! Quick!
Wait, you bastard...
Let him go! Leave him alone!
Who's that man? - Let me go!
You aren't scared of anything... but why are you scared of him?
Forget it! - How can l?
He knows you. He tried to kill me! And you want to save him!
Who is he? - What will you do?
You must tell me! Who is he?
My father! He's my father!
He pimps for his daughter! He beats me up, when l refuse!
Why don't you run away?
Where will l go? l don't trust anyone.
Stop crying... okay?
See the blemish now?
Let's get out of here.
What's this? - What?
What are you hiding? - l'm keeping it. Not hiding it.
Photographs. l'm an actor, you see.
l've always wanted to be one.
And the villagers said, ''He's crazy!''
''Send him away to the city. He'll be all right''
They took these pictures and sent me here...
But the doctors here say, l have no future.
My time is up.
So that wasn't a Joke.
You really have cancer!
Look... you see the blemish, don't you?
Burn it down! Get them!
Let's go! C'mon!
Tonight seems to be the night of apocalypse!
Please! Stop it!
Listen to me!
What's wrong, son?
l have a problem, dad!
We are celebrating tonight... and you're mourning!
l've lost her again!
l need an army of your thugs to find her.
Not today. They're all on duty.
All right. l'll go and look for her myself.
No! You will not go anywhere!
l've no importance at all! You Just don't care! So l can go anywhere!
Riots have broken out everywhere! There's danger in the city!
Danger? She must be in danger, too.
Where are you going? ...stop him!
My child! Let me save him!
Back... get back!
We don't know where he's gone, sir. - Go and look for him!
People are rioting out there. - So get them to stop the riots!
That's not possible, sir. - Not possible?
l have instigated the riots. l can stop them, too!
People are killing each other. They can't be stopped.
lt isn't advisable for you to go out in this situation.
But he's my son! - But where will you look for him?
ln hell! Let's go!
Leave me alone...
What did you think? That you'd escape the son of Don?
l'd have found you even in hell!
No!
So this is your hero!
Or is he... the Joker?
Dance...
Dance, l say! - Hold it!
Wait...
Stop the bloody riots!
This is Don Kihote! ...Stop rioting!
Let me go!
You cheap muscle-flexing thug!
You can bring me here forcibly! But you can't make me change my mind!
Forcibly? Damn it!
l forced you only to save your life!
There are riots out there!
You've done me a favour, have you? - What am l to do with you...?
Don't come closer! l'll rip you apart!
Get any closer, and l'll kill myself!
You can make love to my corpse then!
Crazy! l'm crazy!
l could have had you abducted and treated you any way l wished!
And no one would have uttered a word!
But l'm crazy! l wanted you to love me!
Never! - And why not?
What do l lack? l look like a hero! l'm a super hit with everyone!
l have style that could cause a traffic-Jam!
l'm the life of high-society; a dashing, swash-buckling fighter!
l know every trick. And l'm a fantastic lover.
So?
What must l do?! What am l to do?
Hey, hero... you can't do a thing!
Where must l look for her?!
Find yourself first. Where will you look for her?!
She's in danger.
Know how much of a danger that place poses for you?
There's danger everywhere.
This is no play. This is life. With real thugs. Real danger.
How long have you known her anyway? For how many hours?
Emotions know no time.
Emotions? Run away, buddy... if you care for you life!
Here you are... take this.
But why? - What is that?
Why must you love ''me'' ?
Because you are who you are.
And why don't you love me. - Because you are what you are!
You're going to regret this! You're really going to!
O God...
Whoever You are... and wherever You are...
help me today. Please!
Hero!
They've taken Miss lndia away!
Do you know the place? - Yes!
Thank You, God.
Let's go.
Driver! Turn the car around!
This is Don Kihote's order! Stop it!
What are you guys doing?!
Stop it! This is the Don's order!
lt was l who asked you to start the riots! l now ask you to stop it!
Stop it... Stop it, l say!
What are you guys doing?! Stop it!
l beg of you! Stop it!
Stop it, l say!
Don't burn me alive... Stop it!
The amazing brains of Don Kihote!
The Chief of Army Staff wishes to see you, sir!
Later.
He says it's important!
lt's urgent matter, sir! - Later.
Riots have spread everywhere, sir! - Later.
Terrorists have spread panic... - Later.
Later!
We are doomed! - Who allowed you in?
You don't understand! Our game is up!
What do you mean?
The Don was killed in the riots! - So?
So we're dead-meat too! What are we to do?
What would you have done?
l'd have fled. - That's the difference between us.
You can't take advantage of a situation.
What do you mean? - l mean...
history will be made tonight. - How?
You won't understand.
Because you're a small-time traitor.
Traitor?!
Do you know how a traitor is punished?
With death!
He wanted to kill me! The traitor!
What happened?
What is it? - We have bad news.
Your dad... - What's with Dad?
The Don is no more.
He's dead.
He went looking for you. And got killed in the riots.
lt's true, Prince. Come and take a look.
What the hell is this?
Do you think l'm a fool?!
You're kidding! - No kidding. lt's the truth.
Swine! Did you think you could buy me out with all your gold?!
Did you think l'd change my mind with a change of clothes?
l don't want your riches! Just let me go! Leave me alone!
lt happened because of you.
Nobody can save you now. Not even me.
Run...
Run, l say!
Run!
Calm down! You're not the Don's son anymore... You are ''The Don'' !
lt's a tricky situation.
That man we made President is betraying us.
lf we don't find a solution soon, he'll finish us.
We are the only ones who know of his secret.
We must act immediately.
Kill him.
This is my reward!
We have very little time. We must hurry. Go and change.
You're the Don now. Not the son anymore.
Don Kihote...?
C'mon!
Don't move!
Don't you move!
Didn't you hear them?
l'm not the son anymore... l'm the Don himself!
My own boss! l will do as l please!
Never!
Stupid girl!
You're fortunate. The Don loves you.
What are you worth anyway, if it wasn't for my love?
The duplicate hero! Your death brings you here, eh?
You real thug! l'd have found you even in hell!
Let her go. Or else... - What will you do?
Or you'll land in trouble.
Listen, chapter!
Those lines land you in trouble. Not help you escape.
A gun does not a brave man make, you son-of-the-don!
You don't scare me.
Worm from the gutters! You will really die today!
Shoot, if you have the guts! Here l am, before you!
But don't miss the target, okay?
l've run out of patience. And you've run out of your time.
This game is up!
Let him go!
Want to be the hero, eh?
The hero, eh?
Playing the hero, are you?!
Are you badly hurt?
No. l was overacting.
Do l look like the Don? - No.
No? - You look like a real hero!
We're late, Don. - So let's go!
Honorable Leaders of Countries from across the World...
and honorable delegates from the international business community ...
l welcome you all.
You are here to help me solve the financial problems of my country.
But we don't want a loan...
we're looking for ''buyers''.
lt might surprise you...
but in view of our economic, sociological and political...
conditions in the country, l have come to the conclusion...
that we must sell lndia.
What's going on? - lt's a dangerous game.
History repeats itself, they say.
And that repetition is called progress.
You will remember that there was a company, 15 years ago...
that ruled this country.
What profits the East lndia Company made in lndia, is now history.
History is witness. Every man who ruled this country, has made money.
So one of you must make money and make history, too.
lndia will be auctioned here today!
Everything in lndia is up for sale!
lts people, its land, its forests, its water...
its arts and culture, its science and society...
everything will be sold today! Legally. And over-board!
The destiny of 85 million people will lie in the hands of the man...
who makes the highest bid!
Here's your opportunity, gentlemen! lt's going cheap!
From Kashmir to Kanyakumari... you can do anything with lndia!
Hurry up, here's lndia... Buy lndia!
The country has oil reserves. And bails are easy to come by too.
There's Kashmir and TaJ Mahal. And the Tihar Jail, too.
This is a cheap Joke. By sick people.
But if there's money to be made even in a Joke... where's the harm?
The country is selling itself! Who can save it now?
They are the ones who first devour the freedom they have won.
And later sell the country.
Bombay, Madras, Calcutta, Delhi...
they're all up for sale!
And now, let's start bidding.
Come forth gentlemen... and buy lndian.
This country's going to be mine!
Games of exploring oil are over. The sale starts now!
All the best. Get cracking.
One billion.
One billion...
Two billion.
Two billion?
Four billion.
Five billion.
Six billion.
They're selling each lndian at Just Rupees 66.49 paise!
Seven billion.
8.25 billion.
1 billion. - 1 billion!
12 billion.
16 billion. - 16 billion!
2 billion. - 2...
22 billion.
25 billion.
27 billion.
3 billion!
3 billion...!
35 billion.
41 billion.
5 billion. - 5 billion...!
55 billion.
61 billion.
65 billion. - 65 billion.
7 billion.
72.5 billion! - 72.5 billion!
75 billion. - 85 billion.
85 billion?!
What can l do?!
The first call... 85 billion!
The second call... 85 billion!
One million... l mean, one trillion!
One ... trillion?!
Two trillion.
Three trillion!
Seven trillion.
Eight trillion.
Nine trillion!
1 .5 trillion!
2 trillion.
2 ...?!
21 trillion!
21 trillion?!
lndia at 21 trillion!
Would 3 do?
4 trillion!
There you are! At 4 trillion!
5 trillion!
6 trillion!
1 trillion!
12 trillion!
2 trillion?
Young pisser! Trying to outbid me?!
Who's the crazy chap?
3 trillion?!
This chap is crazy!
He's gone mad! Throw him out!
5 trillion.
8 trillion!
We're losing lndia!
1 trillion!
A thousand trillion!
That's what lndia is worth! A thousand trillion!
lndia is sold at 1 trillion!
lt's sold for 1 trillion!
l've done nothing...
The amazing brains of Don Kihote!
What did you think? You'd ruin our plans by killing my general?
You forget! All your guards are in my pay!
l didn't think of anything...
lt's over!
Your histrionics... come to an end.
The climax has Just begun, bloody coconut!
Take him away!
Don't you even touch Miss lndia!
Where are you going? We're are in love, aren't we?
l'll come back, you bald head! l'm going to return!
Hey bald head...
Who is it...
Who are you?
l'm being punished for my foolishness.
And what are you being punished for?
This is no punishment. lt's a conspiracy.
lt's a conspiracy to destroy this nation.
And who are you?
l'm the President of this country. - l see.
The President...?! Greetings, sir!
l'm sorry, but are you the real... - ldiot! l'm the real one!
Could this... be yours? - Yes!
You're amazing!
l couldn't see properly without my glasses.
l can see everything now.
We must do something. We must save lndia.
A shock! - What's wrong?
Stop trembling and think of something.
l have an idea, sir. Could you play-act a little?
Acting? No, not me!
Well... what have l to do?
No... not me! - You must, sir...
There's no other way, to save lndia.
Please, sir... try to act, sir.
That's it, sir... Your face, make it tremble a bit.
Take a look, somebody! Something's wrong with him!
Come and look! Save him, someone!
Come closer and look... he's had a heart-attack!
Come in, you sinner! Take a look!
What's happened to him?
Everything's okay.
What do you want?
Just what you are selling.
Begin.
Begin, l say!
We once again begin the auction of lndia.
One.
One thousand trillion.
One Rupee.
Whoever wants to die... can raise his hand.
No one?
There's no one!
The first call... One Rupee.
The second call... One Rupee.
And the last call... One Rupee.
The country now belongs to me!
lndia... for a Rupee!
The hero's here!
Here comes the hero!
How are you guys? - All hell has broken loose.
Relax...
We're shattered, hero! - Don't worry.
This gentleman here is the President. - That's an interesting name.
That's not his name. He's the President of lndia.
The President... Don't you understand?
Of course! He's the President!
l saw him on TV.
Perhaps you don't know. lndia's in grave danger.
Miss lndia?! What's wrong with her? - Let me explain.
There's a conspiracy against us. But we must save lndia.
Save Miss lndia? - Well, yes.
We must save Miss lndia!
Come along... let's go.
Attention... everyone!
Bow to the new Emperor of lndia.
Bow to me!
l like that!
The Emperor wants his Crown!
Things have gone haywire.
l've had my Crown. l have this country.
l now want my Queen.
No!
Everything belongs to me... in the legal sense!
The nation, its people and its lands and resources!
So? - No!
l give you once last chance. l'll make you my Queen.
Or else, l'll destroy you!
l will punish you now...
like no one has ever been punished before!
Help me, someone! Stop this man!
Stop him, someone!
Help!
Leave Miss lndia alone!
No!
What happens to you now?
Long live!
Traitors!
Let me go... l was only a puppet in the Don's hands!
lt's time for you to depart!
Traitor!
You tried to sell the nation!
l've done nothing... let me go!
Please! Leave me alone... ... Mr. President!
Hold it...
You tried to sell lndia?!
Give that to me...
Drink it... Go on!
No! Don't kill him... Stop it!
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two one...
Let's go.
l won't let him go!
She's mine!
We've made it, Miss lndia!
He whom the Lord protects, no one can kill!
Why are you quiet? What's wrong?
You're asking me? - Sure... why not?
You're... suffering from Cancer.
Yes. The doctor said l have only six months to live.
But that happened a year and a half ago.
Really? - Of course!
How did that happen?
O darling, this is... lndia!